Originally posted on facebook on June 29, 2011
I have been planning this rant for a couple weeks but after having a friend call and having her phone hang up on me 3 times here goes my rant...
I hate using the telephone. Why the fuck do we still use it? It is 135 year old technology. ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY FIVE YEARS OLD.
Alexander Graham Bell was awarded the patent for the electric telephone by the United States Patent and Trademark Office in March 1876. That is a long fucking time ago, and the best thing that ever came from the telephone was the Prank Call!!!
Email invented in the early 1970s and a more modern means of communication has been replaced by facebook that dear god needs to be replaced by something else. I saw yesterday that google is coming out with a new "social network", but due to google images giving my computer Cyber AIDs, and google on firefox fucking up every god damned thing, google can lick my balls....mmmmm...salty.
When ever people want money they call me. Maybe that is why I hate the telephone so much, it has come to represent assholes thinking that I should pay them for me using their goods or services...COCK SUCKERS! I give them my email and ask them to email me so I can tell them I am broke and for them to fuck themselves over the internet but they insist that I tell them to fuck theirselves over the phone...does that qualify as phone sex? I feel dirty now.
And this giant infected festering testicle of ancient technology costs me $50 a month....FUCK!!!
I hate using the telephone. Why the fuck do we still use it? It is 135 year old technology. ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY FIVE YEARS OLD.
Alexander Graham Bell was awarded the patent for the electric telephone by the United States Patent and Trademark Office in March 1876. That is a long fucking time ago, and the best thing that ever came from the telephone was the Prank Call!!!
Ben Dover, my ass!!!
Email invented in the early 1970s and a more modern means of communication has been replaced by facebook that dear god needs to be replaced by something else. I saw yesterday that google is coming out with a new "social network", but due to google images giving my computer Cyber AIDs, and google on firefox fucking up every god damned thing, google can lick my balls....mmmmm...salty.
When ever people want money they call me. Maybe that is why I hate the telephone so much, it has come to represent assholes thinking that I should pay them for me using their goods or services...COCK SUCKERS! I give them my email and ask them to email me so I can tell them I am broke and for them to fuck themselves over the internet but they insist that I tell them to fuck theirselves over the phone...does that qualify as phone sex? I feel dirty now.
The 1880's called. They want their hipster sideburns back.
And this giant infected festering testicle of ancient technology costs me $50 a month....FUCK!!!
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