How does one describe James?
How can you describe fireworks to a blind person? How do you describe the look on a child's face to a grand parent, when their gift to the child was a hit? How do you describe awesomeness to a lame person?
This is the quandary before me now.
Well. I am a man. I am in my 30's. I am straight and single. I am hot as fuck. I like cars. I like women. My profession is that of an Archaeologist. I know... intriguing right? When I am not finding priceless treasures to be locked away forever in a warehouse, or blogging about what pisses me off, I am punching nazis, cracking my whip, kissing the ladies and avoiding the arrows of the natives. Wait. I think I got those last two mixed up.
Besides writing here, I am also a satirist, having worked for Christwire, The Dailybleach, and National Report. That's right baby. I am smart as fuck.
Did I mention that I am single? Can you cook? Can you clean? I don't give a shit...let's fuck!!!
If you want to see the hawt sexiness that is James, click on the Youtube tab up there^.
How can you describe fireworks to a blind person? How do you describe the look on a child's face to a grand parent, when their gift to the child was a hit? How do you describe awesomeness to a lame person?
This is the quandary before me now.
Well. I am a man. I am in my 30's. I am straight and single. I am hot as fuck. I like cars. I like women. My profession is that of an Archaeologist. I know... intriguing right? When I am not finding priceless treasures to be locked away forever in a warehouse, or blogging about what pisses me off, I am punching nazis, cracking my whip, kissing the ladies and avoiding the arrows of the natives. Wait. I think I got those last two mixed up.
Besides writing here, I am also a satirist, having worked for Christwire, The Dailybleach, and National Report. That's right baby. I am smart as fuck.
Did I mention that I am single? Can you cook? Can you clean? I don't give a shit...let's fuck!!!
If you want to see the hawt sexiness that is James, click on the Youtube tab up there^.
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