tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38387942049972135802024-03-05T08:34:27.359-06:00The Musings of JamesFine Purveyors of Awesomeness Since 2012Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14559402742918267415noreply@blogger.comBlogger57125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838794204997213580.post-53933505131549510172018-10-29T19:45:00.001-05:002018-10-29T19:45:09.595-05:00Gas Station Peanuts<p dir="ltr">Be me.<br>
Be at gas station to use bathroom... do i want to get a snack while I'm here?<br>
Go in bathroom.<br>
*pull dick out to piss*<br>
Think...huh... nuts.<br>
Peanuts sounds good. <br>
Continue drive while snacking on dill pickle, ranch, and salted roasted peanut.</p>
Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14559402742918267415noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838794204997213580.post-54284332658192398632018-10-29T14:52:00.001-05:002018-10-29T14:52:34.983-05:00Thanks to the men who have sacrificed for me<p dir="ltr">I would like to take a moment to thank all of the men who have sacrificed so that i dont have to. <br>
Sometimes i think that i would like to be married and have a family.<br>
But then i see a poor miserable man having his soul slowly stolen from him by an annoying soul sucking harpie cunt of a woman. Then i see another man in a store with his piss poor behaved offspring. Sometimes i momentarily lock eyes with these men... and i see the regret in their eyes.<br>
Thank you sir. Thank you for your sacrifice. Your family doesn't give a shit about you but i do.</p>
Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14559402742918267415noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838794204997213580.post-51106666358036078702018-04-08T19:10:00.001-05:002018-04-08T19:10:16.763-05:00Really Hooman?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
I was at Moe's last week and saw this. The owners of this Jeep came inside and left the poor doggo in the jeep alone with no munchies. The dog was laying down for a while then I saw him pop is head up and just stare at these guys like, "Come on, what's taking so long? Wait? What? You're eating? With out me!!!"<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14559402742918267415noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838794204997213580.post-87934766302053120152018-04-08T18:58:00.000-05:002018-04-08T18:58:55.452-05:00Hamburgers: Y U No Healthy?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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I am not sure why hamburgers are considered so unhealthy. They have everything healthy on them. They are little salads with a serving of meat between bread. It's like the food pyramid came to life and skeeted all over my plate. Plus they are super delicious.<script>
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Plus why cant fast food employees get it that I am fat and want a combo... and another burger to go on the side, Because I am hungry as fuck? I spend a lot of calories bitching about things all day.</div>
Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14559402742918267415noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838794204997213580.post-83825422651313375602018-04-07T17:22:00.001-05:002018-04-08T18:36:49.706-05:00Butterface<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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The awkward moment when you see a woman with a perfect body from afar but then she turns around and is a Haggard blond 50 year old and you're like no I'm not there yet.</div>
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Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14559402742918267415noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838794204997213580.post-52918803738076150422018-04-07T17:21:00.001-05:002018-04-08T18:24:48.692-05:00Don't sit so close to me<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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I travel a lot for work. So I eat out a lot.<br />
I am also anti-social and anti people. I like to sit in a nice quite corner of a restaurant.</div>
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But even if the place is empty the next asshole in the door has to sit next to me. Why? Does my cold hateful scowl not inform you to move along?</div>
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But who I really hate are people with children. Lets me be honest, I would rather see your child sold into slavery than have them or you sit next to me.</div>
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I have literally stared at people until their whole family moved.</div>
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Why for fuck sakes do restaurant not have child free areas so I can fucking eat in peace?<br />
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I came here to eat food not hear your little shits randomly scream, cry and throw things.<br />
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Why does your little offspring have to listed to a fucking ipad at full volume, how do you not know what a rude she you are?</div>
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Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14559402742918267415noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838794204997213580.post-47287082280857847952018-03-31T17:51:00.003-05:002018-03-31T17:56:45.981-05:00Lap Dance Over Time<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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The awkward moment when the lap dance is over, you've paid the stripper, and she wants you to suck on her titties and finger bang her a bit more. It's like <i>"HEY COME ONE!!!! You need to pay ME for this!"</i><br />
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Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14559402742918267415noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838794204997213580.post-61149630386889532882018-03-31T17:46:00.002-05:002018-03-31T17:47:39.459-05:00Online Dating Headline Fail<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Apparently "Looking for someone to bust nuts in" is not an appropriate online dating headline. How about "Looking for someone to bust nuts in and occasionally get dinner, watch a movie and cuddle?<br />
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Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14559402742918267415noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838794204997213580.post-7311119949128115982017-04-19T11:09:00.001-05:002017-04-19T11:09:30.606-05:00Dear Burger King<p dir="ltr">No amount of card board crowns will make up for your shitty food and service.</p>
<p dir="ltr">Guess what. Your ketchup is out. Its always out. Always. You know why? Because we need a shit ton of it to choke down the worst fries in the business. They taste just like the card board crown.</p>
<p dir="ltr">Can you please hire people that know how to do their job? Perhaps the tattooed trash should work in the back. Where they will surely spit on my food and use meat patties to wipe their ass. No you put them at the counter, i love reading the names of all the guys the crack whore that is ringing up my order has fucked. Tony was here. Jamal hit this.<br>
Where do you get these people? Prison work release?</p>
<p dir="ltr">I wonder... some where out there... is there a burger king with competent employees?</p>
Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14559402742918267415noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838794204997213580.post-76990359312703002922015-08-18T23:56:00.000-05:002015-08-19T00:00:49.385-05:00MASTERPEICE TOY THEATRE: Spider-Man Joins The Avengers<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14559402742918267415noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838794204997213580.post-81898468011223277812015-06-09T16:49:00.002-05:002015-06-09T16:50:54.195-05:00WHEN I AM PRESIDENT:Auto Play Videos<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
WHEN I AM PRESIDENT: The punishment for posting videos that automatically play when I open the website shall become illegal. People found in violation of this will receive still punishment. What do I mean by "stiff punishment"???<br />
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You will be thrown in jail for a period of time, you will be housed in a cell with a cellmate that is certain to rape you.
First offense is a week of but rape. Second offense a month. Third offense your sweet ass is offered up for a gang bang in the showers. Fourth offense you get ass raped until you die.
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That is how much I fucking hate videos that auto play... do you fucking hear me news stations? let me click the god damn button to play it when I am damned ready.</div>
Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14559402742918267415noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838794204997213580.post-17504335779493632842015-05-09T21:32:00.000-05:002015-05-09T21:48:30.524-05:00When I Am President: The Feline Solution<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><a href="http://thecompletemusingsofjames.blogspot.com/2014/03/when-i-am-president-yoga-pants.html" target="_blank">When I am President</a> I will work on a comprehensive jobs program to <b><i>put all Americans to work</i></b>. These people will be put to work <b><i>solving issues that we face as a nation</i></b>. One of the biggest issues are cats.</span></div>
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That's right. Cats. Felines. Aka <span style="background-color: white; color: #252525; line-height: 22.3999996185303px;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat" target="_blank">Felis silvestris catus</a><b style="font-style: italic;">.</b></span> Those <b><i>furry pieces of shit</i></b> that look cute and cuddly but are <b><i>waiting for the moment you drop dead to feast upon your rotting flesh</i></b>. <span style="font-family: inherit;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: inherit;">Be not confused my fellow Americans. <b><i>Cats are evil.</i></b> They do nothing for this nation but eat the kibble that could be better put to use in the food bowls of good loyal American dogs.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: inherit;">As President I will put Americans to work, I will employ them to <b><i>hunt down every cat in America</i></b>. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><br />All feral cats will be slaughtered and used for meat. We will give the meat to people on welfare, or we will sell it to Chinese restaurants, or we will put it into animal food. Maybe we can even feed it to zoo animals. We could even give it to Africans as </span>foreign<span style="font-family: inherit;"> aid.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: inherit;">Now right now you are worrying about your little stinking furry pussy at home. Rest assured <b><i>your rancid little piece of shit animal is safe.</i></b> For now.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: inherit;">BUT. There will be <b><i>mandatory sterilization</i></b>. So even though your cat will be safe and sound, it will never have offspring. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: inherit;">Can you imagine? The domesticated house cat will no longer exist in another generation. imagine living your life having never known a cat! This nation will be <b><i>cured of it's cat problem just like it was cured of polio</i></b>!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><b><i><a href="http://www.lolcats.com/" target="_blank">Fuck you lolcats!</a></i></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: inherit;">Plus then <b><i>women will actually have to find a man</i></b> to live with. Children will be born. We will be forced to expand as a nation... possibly out into the stars!</span><br />
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<i><b><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: x-large;">Long Live Space America!!!</span></b></i><br />
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Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14559402742918267415noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838794204997213580.post-14330881431212100362015-05-02T00:46:00.000-05:002015-05-02T00:46:52.224-05:00My Marriage Rant<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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There are two things right now that are really fucking getting on my nerves...<br />
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<b> 1. People that think they know me.</b><br />
Guess what... you fucking don't. I would say there there are maybe 3 people on my friends list that actually get me. Chances you aren't one of them. Shit. There is only one of my family members that get me.<br />
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<b> 2. The idea that getting married somehow makes you a better person or a complete human being.</b><br />
Guess what... it fucking doesn't. How many of you married someone and had a failed marriage.
I can't tell you how many times in the last week i have heard 'that person must be gay because they aren't married' or something similar. That is so infuriatingly stupid...moronic..imbecilic... god damn I cant think of a word to properly describe the level of stupidity in that statement/train of though.<br />
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Maybe that person doesn't want to marry an asshole and waste a decade of their life before they fucking realize it.
Just because I haven't married some dumb cunt doesn't mean shit other than <b><i>"Hey, I am not stupid enough to marry an asshole"</i></b>. And for the record <b><i>if you have ever been divorced then just keep your opinion on marriage to yourself</i></b>. Don't think this status is about you or you comments its not... it takes more than one comment by someone on Facebook to annoy me.</div>
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Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14559402742918267415noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838794204997213580.post-5167066101217517922015-05-01T23:54:00.002-05:002015-05-02T00:30:32.266-05:00I Am A Whiny Bitch Because Superman Is Too Realistic.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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I am so fucking tired of you whining about how super heroes are supposed to be super-fucking-awesome-happy -good-guy-heroes like the propaganda that they were in the 1950's. Guess what. It's not 1950. Shit wasn't realistic then, not now.</div>
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Iron man is supposed to be a drunken asshole. Is he a drunken ass hole in the movies? Do I complain about that? Noooo. Because guess what. Having a drunken driver of a Iron Man jet suit is bad for kids. So shut the fuck up about Superman not being 1950's propaganda.</div>
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He's a fucking adopted orphan. His planet, along with all of his family was obliterated like Alderaan, and he is a fucking God on this planet. His best friend becomes his greatest enemy, The internet killed journalism and newspapers so he is fucking unemployed, and he is fucking allergic to intergalactic chunks of his home planet. Not to mention he hangs out in a fucking crystal cave to get away from people. He has some fucking issues. Get over it. He has a dark side. He can't always be the happy go lucky sack of kittens that you want him to be. If he occasionally want's to kill a motherfucker and wreck a city...just shut the fuck up and let him.<br />
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I have never discussed my great love of Transformers toys on here before...but I do...and I will one day. But right now I am going to discuss one figure in particular. Takara's Masterpiece #23 Transformer Exhaust.<br />
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So back in the late 70's early 80's a Japanese toy company named Takara came up with a couple toy lines. One was cars that turned into robots, then another toy line where different things (not cars) turned into robots. They sold the toys around the world in relatively low production numbers.<br />
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Then the US toy company Hasbro noticed them and bought the rights to sell them in the US and other companies. They named them Transformers. The car robots were the Autobots, the others <br />
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Decepticons. They made a comic book by Marvel and a cartoon written by Marvel. They sold a shit ton of toys, made some movies, etc.</div>
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There are people like me that grew up on these things and are still into them. Hasbro and Takara still sell Transformers. Unfortunately Hasbro is still transfixed on making crap toys for kids while Takara is more collector friendly.</div>
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That is where the Masterpiece toy line comes in. It has realistic licensed cars decorated just like the original cartoon figures. Old people like me love them, and best of all many of the cars are based on real racecars from the late 70's and 80's. </div>
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<b><i><u>MP Exhaust:</u></i></b></div>
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Takara makes mold for a toy and then recolors it to sell even more of the same exact toy...but the look different... and we still love them... Yes... We actually know this and fall for it anyway.<br />
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Exhaust is a recolor of Mp 20 Masterpiece Wheel Jack. Good old Wheel jack was a Lancia Stratos race car sponsored by Alitalia. Back in the day the first Wheel Jack (Takara's original line before Hasbro got involved) was a red car based off of A Lancia Stratos sponsored by Marlboro cigarettes. To avoid getting sewed they changed the lettering to Marlboor. </div>
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30 years later making a toy (even if it is meant for adults) that has a cigarette logo is frowned upon in this establishment. So Takara decided to just paint the car the right colors and leave the rest up to owners. Philip Morris parent company to Marlboro is under a federal agreement to not promote smoking to kids on toys among other things, so they flipeed out and told Takara they could not sell the toy. Takara said "Up yours" and changed the paint slightly and put it out anyway. Phillip Morris then sent cease and desist orders to all US based websites that had listed the toy for sell. No one wants a lawsuit, so the only way to get this guy is if you know the right people.<br />
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Luckily I did, So I got him. Being a car guy I could not stand aside and allow this awesome toy to sit on my shelf not looking correct. Normally there is a company that sales sticker sets to update and improve the toys but they wont touch cigarette brands in general and are scared shitless of this one. </div>
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Fucking Canadians.</div>
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So what's a guy to do?</div>
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Since this is the same mold as MP Wheel jack who they did a set of stickers for, many of those stickers will actually transfer over. These are the headlights, grill sticker, and a few assorted contigency sponsor stickers. That's not much.<br />
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But luckily there is a Chinese sticker company named Ocean Designs that makes stickers for many of the masterpiece figures. They made a set for Wheel Jack that also included many stickers for Exhaust.This set is a giant pain in the ass. The stickers are all on one sheet so they have to be cut out. The back ground is clear but the background of the sheet back is white so if is a giant pain to transfer many of the decals. Plus to do it right you have to remove several paint applications and then apply the stickers.</div>
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The Ocean (and reprolabels) set gets you a long way. But not all of the way. You are still stuck with Lancia written on the rear fenders, from the factory over the red paint so there is no way to remove the paint app with out removing the red paint too. Also there is a few other minor decals to add to.</div>
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I had looked at buying a model car waterslide set to finish it off but it would not have worked ecause of the paint app over paint on the fender. What's a boy to do?</div>
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Enter the brand spanking new sticker set from AshlinMarie photography. She is a photographer from Canada (fucking Canadians) that loves Transformers and had an early interest in this figure like me. She has designed a sticker set that includes most of the proper sponsor decals and then some. These decals also require you to cut them out but are printed with cut lines to make it easier. I have actually JUST ordered a set from her and will be updating soon when I am finished with it.</div>
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Here's some photos of my progress:</div>
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Yes. Barack Obama has vetoed the evil Keystone XL pipeline. I used to be like you too. I thought..."<i>OH THAT EVIL PIPELINE! It will take away peoples land, it will destroy wetlands, it will destroy the earth, it will rape man, woman, and child. It will join ISIS and cut people heads off. Fuck that pipeline</i>."<br />
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But then time has past, I have grown up a little, I have read some stuff, the world has moved on. So have I<br />
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So let me share something with you. That oil is coming out of the ground. there ain't shit you or I can do about it. Since it is coming out of Canada, Obama can't even do shit about it. The oil is coming out. it is going to be sent to US Gulf Coast refineries. There isn't much we can do about that either.<br />
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Did you know that the oil is already coming here? It is in fact making the long trek through our country already. Every day. Did you know that? Know how?<br />
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Trains.<br />
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Trains owned by <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BNSF_Railway" target="_blank">Burlington Northern Santa Fe Railway (<span class="caps">BNSF</span>)</a>, Who is in fact owned by the holding company <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berkshire_Hathaway" target="_blank">Berkshire Hathaway</a>, which further is owned by Warren Buffet. Who in fact also owns Barack Obama.<br />
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That's right. I said it. Bought and paid for.<br />
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Buffett has been donating heavily to Obama since he first ran for US Senate. In 2012 he alone <a href="http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/07/31/1115402/-Warren-Buffet-s-1-Billion-Dollar-Campaign-Contribution" target="_blank">gave Obama $920 million</a> to get reelected. Did you read that? At one sitting he gave the man $920,000,000. That is not even the total of what the man has given him over the years. That is just ONE FUCKING CHECK!<br />
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Oh... did I mention all of the big train derailments we have had lately where thousands and thousands of gallons of oil is going up in flames? Or polluting ground water? But why believe me, how about you believe the Obama Administration's <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/31/keystone-environmental-analysis_n_4704906.html" target="_blank">State Department, actually says that the pipeline could SAVE LIVES</a>... it says this IN THEIR ENVIRONMENTAL IMPACT STUDY!!!<br />
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The study also found that:<br />
<i>"...the pipeline will not significantly increase greenhouse gas emissions."</i><br />
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<i>"approval or denial of any one crude oil transport project, including
the proposed Project, remains unlikely to significantly impact the rate
of extraction in the oil sands, or the continued demand for heavy crude
oil at refineries in the United States."</i><br />
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<i>"did not find any significant new environmental concerns related to the pipeline. "</i><br />
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President Barack Obama said in a climate change speech June 2013 that he would approved the pipeline only if it "does not significantly
exacerbate the problem of carbon pollution,". And that questions
surrounding emissions will be "absolutely critical to determining
whether this project will go forward."<br />
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So his own <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/31/keystone-environmental-analysis_n_4704906.html" target="_blank">State Department</a> basically said "<i>It's fucking awesome, less people will die, we will make money, most people are cool with it, lets build this motherfucker.</i>" But yet he delayed...he delayed... mean while he can give <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/02/24/dem-revolt-begins-on-obama-amnesty/" target="_blank">thousands of illegal aliens amnesty in our country</a>, he can<a href="http://www.tpnn.com/2014/01/03/ruling-by-edict-obama-issues-two-new-anti-gun-executive-orders/" target="_blank"> ban lawful guns through executive orders</a>, back door deals of <a href="http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2014/05/19/gun-store-owners-say-banks-continue-to-cut-ties-under-doj-pressure/" target="_blank">pressuring banks not to do gun deals</a>, and he can <a href="http://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/2014/07/foghorn/breaking-obama-administration-bans-import-izhmash-kalashnikov-saiga-firearms/" target="_blank">ban Russian guns</a> by <a href="http://dailycaller.com/2014/07/18/obama-administration-bans-import-of-popular-russian-firearms/" target="_blank">using Ukraine</a> and <a href="http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/02/15/backdoor-gun-control-obamas-atf-proposes-ar-15-ammo-ban/" target="_blank">banning ammo</a> through <a href="https://www.nraila.org/articles/20150213/batfe-to-ban-common-ar-15-ammo" target="_blank">obscure laws</a> that have <a href="http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2015/02/16/atf-trying-to-ban-ar15-ammo-under-guise-of-law-enforcement-safety-n1957622" target="_blank">not been used</a> in decades.<br />
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But he can't OK a pipeline, that our allies to the north are begging us for, as well as several industries, as well as labor parties... <a href="http://teamster.org/news/2015/02/hoffa-president-obama-sign-keystone-pipeline-act" target="_blank">his own labor parties that he has supported and have supported him.</a><br />
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So why is he SO against this pipeline? Ask yourself that.<br />
It has nothing to do with the environment or safety. So it must be???<br />
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Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14559402742918267415noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838794204997213580.post-67859427214464293562014-08-11T22:50:00.001-05:002014-08-11T22:50:51.708-05:00My Musings On Robin Williams<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Someone that used to be cool is dead. Wait. No. He killed himself.</div>
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How many fucks do I have to give for people that kill their selves? Let me look in my fuck bag...</div>
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Nope...only one left and I am saving it. Suicide is the most selfish thing one can do. Of all the people that I have known that have killed their selves they have done it to punish someone else. </div>
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Now if you honestly just don't give a fuck anymore and you're done, then... you know. Bon fucking voyage. Glad you escaped the pain.</div>
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But honestly. You are a beloved figure. You have a trophy wife. Shit tons of money. Honestly... how fucking bad can your life be?<br />
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And don't give me any of that bullshit about addiction. Fuck that. My father was an alcoholic. My grand father was an alcoholic. My uncles were alcoholics. According to that cult of addiction bullshit I should be a fucking drunk. And believe me. I have known poverty. I have as much reason to be a fucking drunk as any other asshole out there. Am I? FUCK NO. Because I have seen how you ruin your own lives and those around you. I have self control and I practice that shit... except when it comes to Reeses Peanut butter cups...I am addicted. I can't help it. I am powerless to the yummy. Fuck that. I can stop any time I want... for reals... wait where was I?</div>
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Oh yeah a rich guy killing himself... </div>
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But don't fucking expect me to cry for you, give you a tribute, orhave any fucks to waste on you. </div>
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In closing I would like to say he stopped being funny a long time ago, and Kurt Cobain is still a whiny fucking pussy.</div>
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Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14559402742918267415noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838794204997213580.post-68234021869775289722014-03-06T23:09:00.000-06:002014-03-06T23:09:19.034-06:00When I Am President... Yoga Pants<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14559402742918267415noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838794204997213580.post-46711419029145953232014-03-06T22:48:00.001-06:002014-03-06T23:09:58.188-06:00Dear World of Porn:<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Dear world of Porn:</span><br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><br /> If your going to film a new girl... how about shaving her fucking arms? <br /> The cooch has been shaved but you couldn't take an extra 5 minutes to shave her fucking man forearms?<br /> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/cantwanktothat">#cantwanktothat</a></span></div>
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Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14559402742918267415noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838794204997213580.post-61614412534673339552014-03-06T22:30:00.003-06:002014-03-06T22:42:17.737-06:00When I Am President... Urinals<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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When I'm President... I will require ever mens bathroom to have at least one urinal and one toilet. This law is the fault of you pussy whipped men that have to leave the seat down. You fucking pussies.</div>
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Because of you assholes I have to touch a the toilet seat (that has your ass on it and is inches away from piss and shit) and then my dick. Fuck you assholes for that. Because of you everyone has to pay. Now get ready to put in some fucking urinals.</div>
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Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14559402742918267415noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838794204997213580.post-29832710570075372752014-02-19T20:21:00.000-06:002014-02-19T20:21:05.087-06:00Why I Hate "The Onion"<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Whenever I see that one of my friends has posted a link from <a href="http://www.theonion.com/" target="_blank">The Onion</a>, my opinion of that person goes down. I am not talking about the onion that you cut up and put in food, I am talking about the lame website that writes articles which people call "satire".<div>
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The Onion first became the bane of my existence a few years ago when I first started writing satire, first at Christwire, then The Daily Bleach, and now <a href="http://nationalreport.net/" target="_blank">National Report</a>. Everyone has to say that if you write satire then it must be like The Onion.</div>
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NO. The Onion sucks. </div>
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People like The Onion because it is safe... and secure... everyone hates to look like a fool. That's why everyone likes The Onion... because people are stupid. Everyone knows The Onion is not real, so they like it. They feel smug and superior in the fact that someone wrote fake news and they knew it was fake. "<i>Look at me! I am so god damned smart. I can see through your clever facade</i>".</div>
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OH... but the fun comes along when you test people. Everyone knows The Onion is fake, but what about other sites? Are you smart enough to to really question something more cleverly written. It sounds real. It looks real. I think it's real. <i>IT IS REAL. I KNOW IT</i>!</div>
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Oh no it isn't. </div>
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People fall for satire because they want it to be real. They want to look at someone and say "look at this jack ass. I hate that jackass, this jackass has done something so stupid". It amazed me while I was at christwire the stupid shit that people would actually believe. We could write just insane stupid shit and we would think, no one will believe this. But they did...because they wanted to believe that we believed it.</div>
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I remember a friend actually wrote an article saying that we should blow up the moon. It was huge. People hate Christians so much they want Christians to be so stupid as to actually believe that we should blow up the moon. No one is that stupid. Except for the people that fall for it.</div>
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And that is what real satire is about. Poking fun at stupid people, and outing morons. I remember reading about <span style="background-color: white; font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 19.200000762939453px;">Machiavelli's</span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.200000762939453px;"> "</span>The Prince" in school. Hundreds of years later and people still aren't sure if it was written seriously or as satire. </div>
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I love watching people share real satire articles only to have someone point out that it is satire... and then how quickly the post disappears. No one wants to look stupid. So real satire isn't shared in the sense that it should be. Instead people like to share articles by The Onion because they think it is satire and because they want to say "Look at me. I get it. I'm smart"</div>
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Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14559402742918267415noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838794204997213580.post-76157450307290210302013-12-27T02:29:00.002-06:002013-12-27T02:30:16.723-06:00Duck Dynasty Debacle Facebook Rants<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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So here is a selection of my facebook rants on the Duck Dynasty Debacle. Enjoy.<br />
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Facebook dumbass comment of the day:<br /> In regards to the Duck dynasty debacle...<br /> "Its only alienating to me when you're the one being slandered. "<br /> No fucking shit you dumb cunt. Liberal dumb asses piss me off just as much as conservative dumbasses.<br /> <br />
Lets review the facts. An interviewer asked a 70 year old,
conservative, southern, christian PART TIME PASTOR his views on
homosexuality...<br /> <br /> WHAT THE F<span class="text_exposed_show">UCKING FUCK DID YOU THINK HE WAS GOING TO SAY? <br />
Christians believe in the bible, they have to spout what the bible says
OR THEY AREN'T A MOTHERFUCKING CHRISTIAN YOU DUMB LIBERAL CUNTS.<br /> </span></span><br />
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watch a tv show about muslims or jews I expect to see their bullshit so
why not a christians view point on a show about christians.<br /> <br />
and all these liberal people are bitching about how negative it is, and
how it is redneck. So honey boo boo is better? Toddlers and tiaras? JUST
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!<br /> <br /> Get a fucking clue world. Not everyone is
like you, not everyone has the same views as you do, how can you bitch
about christians and their narrow minded view of the world when you are
just as god damned narrow minded.<br /> <br /> now in case I didn't say it enough... FUCK FUCK GOD DAMN CUNT FUCKING CUNTY CUNT CUNT FUCK.</span></span></div>
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have the fucking nerve to tell me "that is the word of God...except this
part.. I don't like that part."<br /> <br /> THAT'S YOUR FUCKING BOOK. If
you are a christian then you live that shit. If you don't believe all
the bullshit THEN GUESS WHAT. YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING CHRISTIAN. I fucking
hate people that disagree with what christianity says but don't have the
fucking nerve to say "know what... I call bullshit".<br /> <br /> That is
why I am not a fucking christian. There is to much bullshit in that book
of bullshit. But you-if you're going to do it then you do it right and
don't you have the fucking nerve to bitch about someone standing behind
what they believe... no matter if it's bullshit or not.</span></span></span></span></span></div>
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Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14559402742918267415noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838794204997213580.post-45912660695455691702013-12-27T01:32:00.000-06:002013-12-27T02:04:04.321-06:00Duck Dynasty Doesn't Love The Gays...Say It Ain't So!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">As a non-christian, part time anti-christian, I have recently been put <a href="http://thecompletemusingsofjames.blogspot.com/2012/07/why-non-christian-supports-chick-fil-a.html">back into the weird spot of defending christians</a>. Yeah, I know...what the fuck.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: inherit;">Recently <a href="http://www.gq.com/" target="_blank">GQ magazine</a> interviewed Phil Robertson, patron of the Robertson family on <a href="http://www.aetv.com/duck-dynasty" target="_blank">A&E's hit tv show Duck Dynasty</a>. In it he said a few things... let's review those things because lot of them have been taken out of context. </span><br />
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To see what the man said in t<a href="http://www.gq.com/entertainment/television/201401/duck-dynasty-phil-robertson" target="_blank">he context of the article, click here</a>. But since people are to lazy to click a link to learn the truth, let me do it for you:<br />
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<i>“I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person. Not once. Where we lived was all farmers. The blacks worked for the farmers. I hoed cotton with them. I'm with the blacks, because we're white trash. We're going across the field.... They're singing and happy. I never heard one of them, one black person, say, ‘I tell you what: These doggone white people’—not a word!... Pre-entitlement, pre-welfare, you say: Were they happy? They were godly; they were happy; no one was singing the blues.”</i></div>
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Is that racist? No. Is it naive. YES!!!<br />
Of course the black people didn't complain about white people to the white person. I am sure he never saw racial mistreatment, maybe he did maybe he didn't. But is this statement racist? No.</div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Now on to the meat and potatoes of the whole Duck Dynasty debacle. Gays. Oh the gays are real butthurt about this...see what I did there? Butt hurt... hee hee...</span></div>
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<i>“We never, ever judge someone on who’s going to heaven, hell. That’s the Almighty’s job. We just love ’em, give ’em the good news about Jesus—whether they’re homosexuals, drunks, terrorists. We let God sort ’em out later, you see what I’m saying?” <span style="font-family: inherit;"><br /></span></i></div>
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<i>“Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men,” he says. Then he paraphrases Corinthians: “Don’t be deceived. Neither the adulterers, the idolaters, the male prostitutes, the homosexual offenders, the greedy, the drunkards, the slanderers, the swindlers—they won’t inherit the kingdom of God. Don’t deceive yourself. It’s not right.”</i></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><i style="font-family: inherit;">“It seems like, to me, a vagina—as a man—would be more desirable than a man’s anus. That’s just me. I’m just thinking: There’s more there! She’s got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I’m saying? But hey, sin: It’s not logical, my man. It’s just not logical.”</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Sweet Jesus. Imagine... an old christian man that is a self </span>professed<span style="font-family: inherit;"> redneck, not loving the gays...NO SHIT!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">This is why I stopped being a christian. to be a christian you have to believe in the bible, you have to live a life according to the bible or you are not being a christian. The book is too full of bullshit so I stopped going along with the bullshit.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: inherit;">For years I went along with the bullshit until it got to much, I kept making excuses for it... and this is what people do. People seem to think that you can pick and choose from the bible like it's a fucking buffet, or ala cart.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: inherit;">The bible is pretty fucking blatant about gays... "sinful"..."abomination"..."should be put to death"... if you are one of these morons that thinks that the bible doesn't say anything about homosexuality then you have not read the bible. Yes it's bullshit, but if you believe the bullshit then live it.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: inherit;">And that is what this man is doing. He is living his bullshit. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: inherit;">People hate christians because they are assholes that seem to think that the rest of us should live their bullshit too. Don't do this, don't do that. You think differently than me how dare you!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: inherit;">That is the same shit that liberals are doing with this controversy, this backwoods asshole believe differently than me, how dare he!<br /><br />Any attack on the freedom of speech of a person, is an attack on the freedom of speech of everyone else, as far as I am concerned. Let him have his say. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;">Do I agree with it? No. Will it hurt you to hear it? No. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: inherit;">Now everyone that I have this conversation with seems to think that I seem to think that I believe that A&E deciding to sideline him is the attack on his freedom of speech. Hell no. I </span>don't<span style="font-family: inherit;"> care about that. I am sure they have contracts and agreements and all this other shit. I don't care. What I care about is people saying that he can't say what he thinks. Of course he can. So can I and so can you.</span></div>
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Scientists oft contemplate the difference between humans and animals. What separates us from the animals?<br />
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Well in my 30 something years I have seen a few things. Traits that we think are uniquely human I have seen in animals.<br />
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Animals have sex for fun, Animals kill for fun, animals mate for life, animals have feelings, animals can find their home from hundreds of miles away, animals will stop others from fighting. Animals can understand language. Animals do everything that we do. I have seen this. Except one.<br />
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Animals just Stop. Drop. and Walk away, and their ass is perfectly clean. What the fuck?<br />
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Why can't I just take a shit and keep going. I feel so cheated. And just sitting there wiping and wiping until everything is clean, it wastes so much of my day. I could be online looking at porn or something more rewarding that wiping fecal waste off of my body. It's so disgusting. If I ever win the lottery I am paying someone to take care of this for me.<br />
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</div>Jameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14559402742918267415noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3838794204997213580.post-68645625614060746602013-12-11T01:26:00.000-06:002013-12-26T23:55:48.762-06:00How I Almost Died Today... Twice!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
OK. So I didn't almost die. That is a bit of hyperbole. But it doesn't sound a good if you say "I narrowly missed a trip to the hospital and dibilatating pain."<br />
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After a big rain storm the other day a huge limb fell out of my brother and sister in laws Chinese Elm tree. So today I went out to attack it with the chainsaw. I had<br />
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<span class="commentBody" data-jsid="text"> was cutting up a tree limb that fell in my brother and sister in laws
yard. I had pulled a bunch of limbs out of the bushes and threw them on
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and saw that one of the limbs hit the water hose. I decided to see if
it was split and to wash my hands. But I decided to pick tiny limbs out
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the markings were poisonous called the brother, he got his Judge pistol
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went to throw it across the snake and the muscle contractions kept
twitching and made it hard to toss him. When I went inside I noticed I
had blood on my chest...checked and it wasnt mine. When I tossed the
snake across the road the head whipped back and hit me in the
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