Hamburgers: Y U No Healthy?

I am not sure why hamburgers are considered so unhealthy. They have everything healthy on them. They are little salads with a serving of meat between bread. It's like the food pyramid came to life and skeeted all over my plate. Plus they are super delicious.

Plus why cant fast food employees get it that I am fat and want a combo... and another burger to go on the side, Because I am hungry as fuck? I spend a lot of calories bitching about things all day.

FOOD SHAMING

OK. So there is a fad that is really getting on my fucking nerves that I want to bitch about for a second. It is the act of ruining food for people. I am so tired of seeing posts about this or that is bad for you. The epitome of this trend is posting memes about how which ever food product contains: toxins, fecal matter, animal jizz, drugs, etc.

Seriously. It has gotten to the point where I prefer to eat by myself because there is always some cunt (cunts can be male too) there who is going to tell me how what ever I am eating or drinking is going to kill me.

Guess what...

I DON'T FUCKING CARE!