Hamburgers: Y U No Healthy?

I am not sure why hamburgers are considered so unhealthy. They have everything healthy on them. They are little salads with a serving of meat between bread. It's like the food pyramid came to life and skeeted all over my plate. Plus they are super delicious.

Plus why cant fast food employees get it that I am fat and want a combo... and another burger to go on the side, Because I am hungry as fuck? I spend a lot of calories bitching about things all day.