Don't sit so close to me

I travel a lot for work. So I eat out a lot.
I am also anti-social and anti people. I like to sit in a nice quite corner of a restaurant.

But even if the place is empty the next asshole in the door has to sit next to me. Why? Does my cold hateful scowl not inform you to move along?

But who I really hate are people with children. Lets me be honest, I would rather see your child sold into slavery than have them or you sit next to me.

I have literally stared at people until their whole family moved.

Why for fuck sakes do restaurant not have child free areas so I can fucking eat in peace?

I came here to eat food not hear your little shits randomly scream, cry and throw things.

Why does your little offspring have to listed to a fucking ipad at full volume, how do you not know what a rude she you are?