The Drunken Cottage Cheese Song:

Originally posted on my myspace blog  in Oct 2006, but the poem was written around 2002-03 it was inspired  by a tale a friend told me about a friend of his from his youth...enjoy

The Drunken Cottage Cheese Song:

He stuck his dick in her pussy and made her moan.

But when he pulled it out, I heard him groan,

He had a piece of cottage cheese on his dick

and it made us all really sick.

Cause we all had fucked her before.

Yeah, we knew she was a whore

but we still didn't use a rubber.

Now we only fuck chicks when we're sober!!!