DO YOU GET TIRED OF PEOPLE SENDING YOU STUPID ASS E-MAILS THAT YOU DONT
WANT OR CARE FOR? DOES IT PISS YOU OFF? WELL IT PISSES ME OFF, I MEAN
HELL PORNOGRAPHY OR REALY GOOD JOKES ARE GREAT BUT WHAT THA FUCK IS
THIS? AN EMAIL HUG, SOME ONE GIVING YOU THE FINGER OR BEING MOONED!!!!
I MEAN WHAT KIND OF A FUCKING MORON ARE YOU TO FUCKING SIT THERE AND
TYPE IN ALL OF THOSE FUCKING DOTS? I MEAN SHIT GET A FUCKING LIFE OR GO
TO THE IAMAFUCKINGMORON.COM CHAT ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WELL FUCK 'EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THATS RIGHT HERES YOUR CHANCE TO GET YOUR POINT ACROSS TO THEM, RATHER
POINTEDLY OF COURSE.
I PRESENT TO YOU ONE HUNDRED AND ONE WAYS TO KILL A SPAMMER.(OR MAYBE A
LITTLE LESS.)

1.SHOT THEM.
2.BREAK THEIR NECK.
3.SMASH THEIR NOSE IN SO THAT BONE FRAGMENTS ARE DRIVEN INTO THEIR                
BRAIN.
4.CUT THEIR THROAT.
5.CHOKE THEM.
6.ONE WORD...CHAINSAW!
7.CUT THEIR HEAD OFF.
8.SCALP THEM.
9.SLASH THE WRISTS.
10.CUT THE BREST PLATE OPEN AND PULL OUT HEART.
11.ELECTROCUTION.
12.PIPE BOMB.
13.INTRODUCE THEM TO DR. KORVORKIAN, AND TELL HIM THAT THE OFFENDER IS                       
TERMINALLY ILL.
14.AMONIA NITRATE...GO BOOM!
15.KNOCK THEM OFF A BUILDING.
16.TAKE THEM SKY DIVING AND REPLACE PARACHUTE WITH NASTY BED SHEETS, THE
MORE RAGED THE BETTER.
17.TELL THEM WHAT A SHITTY LIFE THEY HAVE SO THEY DO THE DEED
THEIRSELVES.
18.PUT GUN IN MOUTH,PULL TRIGGER.
19.TAKE THEM SKEET SHOOTING, GIVE THEM ORANGE HAT, TELL TO WALK ACROSS
THE RANGE.
20.BEAT WITH GOLF CLUBS.
21.BEAT WITH BASE BALL BAT.
22.STICKS AND STONES WILL BREAK THEIR BONES...AND THEN SOME!
23.TIE UP, POUR HONEY ON THEM AND PUT THEM OUT IN A FIELD.
24.BURY THEM ALIVE.
25.ARSON...DO YOU SMELL SMOKE????
26.TAKE THEM INTO THE HOOD WEARING WRONG COLORS.
27.GET A VERY LARGE LOAN IN THEIR NAME FROM THE MOB.
28.TAKE THEM TO A N.O.W. (NATIONAL ORGANIZATION OF WOMEN)MEETING AND
SHOUT OUT
"YOU BITCHES NEED TO GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN" AND WHEN THE BITCHES,UH
LADIES, TURN AROUND POINT TO THE SPAMMER.
29.DECAPITATION.
30.DISEMBOWELMENT.
31.DISEMBODYMENT.
32.SLASH THE BELLY OPEN,TAKE OUT INTESTINES,INSERT STICKS AND BRUSH, SET
ON FIRE.
33.SPEAKING OF FIRE, DOUSE WITH GAS AND SET AFLAME!
34.KICK THEM REPEATEDLY.
35.ENROLL THEM IN THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING CONTEST.
36.TAKE 'EM TO A BIKER BAR AND TELL HIM TO SAY ANY ONE THAT RIDES A
HARLEY IS A PUSSY.
37.FRAME THEM SO THEY ARE SENT TO JAIL,CHANCES ARE THEY WILL GET IT
INSIDE, IF NOT PAY SOME ONE ON THE INSIDE.
38.PUT COINS OR LOCKS IN A PIECE OF CLOTH AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM.
39. SUPER GLUE THEIR ASS TOGETHER...IT WILL BE A SLOW AND MESSY DEATH.
40. GET THEM A JOB AT THE POST OFFICE.
41. GRENADES!!!!!!!!
42.ROCKET LAUNCHERS!!!!
43.CRUCIFICTION.
44.JUST KICK THAT ASS.
45.SULFURIC ACID. USE LIBERALLY.
46.DRUG OVER DOSE.
47.BECOME A POLITICIAN AND GO SKYING
48.PUSH OVER A CLIFF
49.THROW OUT OF MOVING CAR.
50.CUT THE BREAK LINE ON THEIR CAR.
51.CAR BOMB.
52.NATURAL DISASTER?
53.BEAT WITH BLUNT OBJECT
54.BEAT WITH LIMP OBJECT, IT JUST TAKES LONGER.
55.LET THEM DIE OF NATURAL CAUSES, YOU PUSSY...
56.LOCK THEM UP IN A GARAGE WITH THE CAR RUNNING
57.GIVE THEM AIDS.
58.LOOK BACK AT #37, FRAME THEM AND GET THEM ELECTROCUTED.
59.GIVE A TERMINAL DISEASE.
60 SIGN THEM UP FOR ORGAN DONATION...EARLY OF COURSE!
61.FEED THEM TO LIONS.
62.FEED THEM TO BUZZARDS.
63.FEED THEM TO RATS.
64.FEED THEM TO AN ETHIOPIAN....MMMMMMMMMM, MMMEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
65.INTRODUCE TO VAMPIRE.
66. HYPNOTIZE THEM AND MAKE THEM KILL THEIRSELVES.
67.GET THEM A JOB AT AN U.S. EMBASSY.
68.DROWNING.
69.BREAK BONES ONE BY ONE.
70 LOCK EM IN A CAR TRUNK.....IN A JUNK YARD.
71.LOCK EM IN A TRUNK AND CRUSH THE CAR.
72.MAKE THEM WATCH THE T.V. SHOW "GREG AND DARMA" OVER AND OVER OND AVER
AND ...OH GOD THATS TO CRUEL EVEN FOR ME!
73.WALL THEM UP IN YOUR BASEMENT.
74.LIQUID NITROGEN.
75.DUMP THEM IN THE DESERT.