Duck Dynasty Debacle Facebook Rants

So here is a selection of my facebook rants on the Duck Dynasty Debacle. Enjoy.

"You just read that? I kind of like this foul mouthed yuppie."

Facebook dumbass comment of the day:
In regards to the Duck dynasty debacle...
"Its only alienating to me when you're the one being slandered. "
No fucking shit you dumb cunt. Liberal dumb asses piss me off just as much as conservative dumbasses.

Lets review the facts. An interviewer asked a 70 year old, conservative, southern, christian PART TIME PASTOR his views on homosexuality...

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK DID YOU THINK HE WAS GOING TO SAY?
Christians believe in the bible, they have to spout what the bible says OR THEY AREN'T A MOTHERFUCKING CHRISTIAN YOU DUMB LIBERAL CUNTS.

Duck Dynasty Doesn't Love The Gays...Say It Ain't So!

As a non-christian, part time anti-christian, I have recently been put back into the weird spot of defending christians. Yeah, I know...what the fuck.

Recently GQ magazine interviewed Phil Robertson, patron of the Robertson family on A&E's hit tv show Duck Dynasty. In it he said a few things... let's review those things because lot of them have been taken out of context. 

To see what the man said in the context of the article, click here.  But since people are to lazy to click a link to learn the truth, let me do it for you:

What Makes Us Human?

Scientists oft contemplate the difference between humans and animals. What separates us from the animals?

Well in my 30 something years I have seen a few things. Traits that we think are uniquely human I have seen in animals.

Animals have sex for fun, Animals kill for fun, animals mate for life, animals have feelings, animals can find their home from hundreds of miles away, animals will stop others from fighting. Animals can understand language. Animals do everything that we do. I have seen this. Except one.

How I Almost Died Today... Twice!

OK. So I didn't almost die. That is a bit of hyperbole. But it doesn't sound a good if you say "I narrowly missed a trip to the hospital and dibilatating pain."

After a big rain storm the other day a huge limb fell out of my brother and sister in laws Chinese Elm tree. So today I went out to attack it with the chainsaw. I had