Duck Dynasty Debacle Facebook Rants

So here is a selection of my facebook rants on the Duck Dynasty Debacle. Enjoy.

"You just read that? I kind of like this foul mouthed yuppie."

Facebook dumbass comment of the day:
In regards to the Duck dynasty debacle...
"Its only alienating to me when you're the one being slandered. "
No fucking shit you dumb cunt. Liberal dumb asses piss me off just as much as conservative dumbasses.

Lets review the facts. An interviewer asked a 70 year old, conservative, southern, christian PART TIME PASTOR his views on homosexuality...

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK DID YOU THINK HE WAS GOING TO SAY?
Christians believe in the bible, they have to spout what the bible says OR THEY AREN'T A MOTHERFUCKING CHRISTIAN YOU DUMB LIBERAL CUNTS.

Duck Dynasty Doesn't Love The Gays...Say It Ain't So!

As a non-christian, part time anti-christian, I have recently been put back into the weird spot of defending christians. Yeah, I know...what the fuck.

Recently GQ magazine interviewed Phil Robertson, patron of the Robertson family on A&E's hit tv show Duck Dynasty. In it he said a few things... let's review those things because lot of them have been taken out of context. 

To see what the man said in the context of the article, click here.  But since people are to lazy to click a link to learn the truth, let me do it for you: