Originally written last year and posted on craigslist...cause that's how I roll sometimes.
To:
The asshole at Halloween
Express in Kennesaw, GA
(That is the one that has a
sign spinner dressed like a mexican at the corner of Barret Parkway and Busbee
Parkway, same shopping center as TJ Max and Marshalls)
I would like to tell you
about my day today. You see I woke up today like I have most every other day of
this year, unemployed. You see I have worked 7 weeks out of this year. I woke
up today wondering how I was going to pay my bills. I have given up on paying
the credit cards, but my worry is the rent. You see I am 2 months behind on it.