My Marriage Rant

A lost post from... like a year ago???

There are two things right now that are really fucking getting on my nerves...

 1. People that think they know me.
 Guess what... you fucking don't. I would say there there are maybe 3 people on my friends list that actually get me. Chances you aren't one of them. Shit. There is only one of my family members that get me.

 2. The idea that getting married somehow makes you a better person or a complete human being.
 Guess what... it fucking doesn't. How many of you married someone and had a failed marriage. I can't tell you how many times in the last week i have heard 'that person must be gay because they aren't married' or something similar. That is so infuriatingly stupid...moronic..imbecilic... god damn I cant think of a word to properly describe the level of stupidity in that statement/train of though.

 Maybe that person doesn't want to marry an asshole and waste a decade of their life before they fucking realize it. Just because I haven't married some dumb cunt doesn't mean shit other than "Hey, I am not stupid enough to marry an asshole". And for the record if you have ever been divorced then just keep your opinion on marriage to yourself. Don't think this status is about you or you comments its not... it takes more than one comment by someone on Facebook to annoy me.

Duck Dynasty Debacle Facebook Rants

So here is a selection of my facebook rants on the Duck Dynasty Debacle. Enjoy.

"You just read that? I kind of like this foul mouthed yuppie."

Facebook dumbass comment of the day:
In regards to the Duck dynasty debacle...
"Its only alienating to me when you're the one being slandered. "
No fucking shit you dumb cunt. Liberal dumb asses piss me off just as much as conservative dumbasses.

Lets review the facts. An interviewer asked a 70 year old, conservative, southern, christian PART TIME PASTOR his views on homosexuality...

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK DID YOU THINK HE WAS GOING TO SAY?
Christians believe in the bible, they have to spout what the bible says OR THEY AREN'T A MOTHERFUCKING CHRISTIAN YOU DUMB LIBERAL CUNTS.

Duck Dynasty Doesn't Love The Gays...Say It Ain't So!

As a non-christian, part time anti-christian, I have recently been put back into the weird spot of defending christians. Yeah, I know...what the fuck.

Recently GQ magazine interviewed Phil Robertson, patron of the Robertson family on A&E's hit tv show Duck Dynasty. In it he said a few things... let's review those things because lot of them have been taken out of context. 

To see what the man said in the context of the article, click here.  But since people are to lazy to click a link to learn the truth, let me do it for you: