Thanks to the men who have sacrificed for me

I would like to take a moment to thank all of the men who have sacrificed so that i dont have to.
Sometimes i think that i would like to be married and have a family.
But then i see a poor miserable man having his soul slowly stolen from him by an annoying soul sucking harpie cunt of a woman. Then i see another man in a store with his piss poor behaved offspring. Sometimes i momentarily lock eyes with these men... and i see the regret in their eyes.
Thank you sir. Thank you for your sacrifice. Your family doesn't give a shit about you but i do.

James On Chicks.

I once heard a whoremongerer describe his interest in paying women for sex thusly:

"I don't pay them to come. I pay them to leave."

FOOD SHAMING

OK. So there is a fad that is really getting on my fucking nerves that I want to bitch about for a second. It is the act of ruining food for people. I am so tired of seeing posts about this or that is bad for you. The epitome of this trend is posting memes about how which ever food product contains: toxins, fecal matter, animal jizz, drugs, etc.

Seriously. It has gotten to the point where I prefer to eat by myself because there is always some cunt (cunts can be male too) there who is going to tell me how what ever I am eating or drinking is going to kill me.

Guess what...

I DON'T FUCKING CARE!