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Showing posts with label when i am president. Show all posts

Thursday, March 6, 2014

When I Am President... Yoga Pants

When I am president... it will be legal to pinch or slap the ass of any woman wearing tights or yoga pants in public. 

BUT... you must say "nice ass" after doing so. 

Exchange of contact info is optional.