"Holy shit" you say! "How is that possible"?
Well it may further surprise you, that I have boycotted Chick-Fil-A before. I know, your liberal butt hurt mind just fucking exploded didn't it. In the past I have boycotted them for being a christian company. I was much more anti-christian at that time. That's right, butt hurt libtard. I boycotted that shit before it was cool. Where the fuck were you?
I have actually worked on that dudes property and his fucking cows look nothing like this!
You know where you were? Not being fucking educated. That's where you were. They are a christian company. They aren't open on Sunday. DUH! Your money goes to christian people who support christian ideals. Do you know what christian ideals are? No you probably don't.
Your probably someone that considers yourself a christian and has no fucking clue what the bible says about gay people. For real...read the fucking bible! The Christian God does not like you. Read that shit!
Anyway...
Eventually, I became less anti-christian and decided to eat their delicious fried chicken sandwiches. For a while I loved it. Especially the Honey Mustard sauce that they have, that is misleadingly called roasted barbecue something something sauce. But the fact is the food costs too damn much for what you pay. You don't get enough. If I am paying $10 for fast food then I want to be full.
FULL DAMNED YOU!
Full like this fat fuck.
I don't want to sit there and think "man, I need another sandwich". So my boycott is on for a different reason.
Until now. Now, someone finally discovered that Chick-Fil-A is a christian corporation...no shit! The owner is christian...damn I didn't know that. And to make it worse they support christian fundamentals...holy fuck, christian fundamentals...what's that?
Fundamentals like 'gays suck'. Well Christian fundamentals don't get into what they suck...we have the internet for that.
So, now we get into me. I would be described as liberal, perhaps socialist, I have no problems with gays and think they should marry, if they can't marry then they should certainly have a legal union available to them. So why the fuck would I not support gays on this issue?
It is simple.
CHICK-FIL-A IS A FUCKING CHRISTIAN CORPORATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We have the freedom of religion in this country, and as far as I care the freedom from religion. All the other fast food companies would never stand for any religious beliefs. Why? Because they have none. Money is their religion and they would never stand up for what they believe in because it will piss someone off. Pissed off people don't spend money at your business.
I support Chick-Fil-A for standing behind their beliefs and saying what we believe is more important than money. Mother fucking hurrah for them. I wish more people actually stood up for what they believe in.
Now, do I support what Chick-Fil-A stands for? Fuck no. But I stand for their right to say or do, whatever they want. And gays, I still stand for your right to fuck whatever you want.
As long as it is not a child, animal or me.
Unless your a lipstick lesbian and want some man sausage for dinner, mines extra juicy.
