OK. So I didn't almost die. That is a bit of hyperbole. But it doesn't sound a good if you say "I narrowly missed a trip to the hospital and dibilatating pain."
After a big rain storm the other day a huge limb fell out of my brother and sister in laws Chinese Elm tree. So today I went out to attack it with the chainsaw. I had



After a big rain storm the other day a huge limb fell out of my brother and sister in laws Chinese Elm tree. So today I went out to attack it with the chainsaw. I had
was cutting up a tree limb that fell in my brother and sister in laws
yard. I had pulled a bunch of limbs out of the bushes and threw them on
the truck to take them to the road.

James Thomas finished
and saw that one of the limbs hit the water hose. I decided to see if
it was split and to wash my hands. But I decided to pick tiny limbs out
of the bushes and saw the snake.

James Thomas realized
the markings were poisonous called the brother, he got his Judge pistol
and gave the snake a fatal dose of lead poisoning.
To I almost walked into this guy...first brush with dead...
To I almost walked into this guy...first brush with dead...

James Thomas then
went to throw it across the snake and the muscle contractions kept
twitching and made it hard to toss him. When I went inside I noticed I
had blood on my chest...checked and it wasnt mine. When I tossed the
snake across the road the head whipped back and hit me in the
chest....brush with death 2!!!
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