Lap Dance Over Time

The awkward moment when the lap dance is over, you've paid the stripper, and she wants you to suck on her titties and finger bang her a bit more. It's like "HEY COME ONE!!!! You need to pay ME for this!"

You can't just use me as a piece of meat!

I have feelings too.

Online Dating Headline Fail

Apparently "Looking for someone to bust nuts in" is not an appropriate online dating headline. How about "Looking for someone to bust nuts in and occasionally get dinner, watch a movie and cuddle?
better?