Scientists estimate that the Earth is 4.5 Billion years old. Some crack pot creationists believe the world to be 6,000 odd years old. Which ever idea you subscribe to I believe that Sebring Florida is the oldest damn place on the Earth.
What evidence do I have? All the old ass people here.
They are everywhere here. I have always heard about the stereotype that the people of Florida were so damn old but I didn't believe it was this bad. The welcome magazine put out by the Greater Sebring Chamber of Commerce states that the median age here is 51.
Son of a bitch. That means there are as many 80 year olds here as there are 30 year olds!
And these sons of bitches are dangerous as fuck. They drive slow as fuck. Jump in line and have no remorse. Just an hour ago at Wal-Mart I saw one drive thru the parking lot dragging one of those handicap wheelchairs.
Here waitress jobs that should go to cute college age girls go to haggard has been grannies.
Shit. The grim reaper took a break here.
What evidence do I have? All the old ass people here.
BINGO MOTHERFUCKER!!!
They are everywhere here. I have always heard about the stereotype that the people of Florida were so damn old but I didn't believe it was this bad. The welcome magazine put out by the Greater Sebring Chamber of Commerce states that the median age here is 51.
Son of a bitch. That means there are as many 80 year olds here as there are 30 year olds!
And these sons of bitches are dangerous as fuck. They drive slow as fuck. Jump in line and have no remorse. Just an hour ago at Wal-Mart I saw one drive thru the parking lot dragging one of those handicap wheelchairs.
Here waitress jobs that should go to cute college age girls go to haggard has been grannies.
Shit. The grim reaper took a break here.
12 HOURS OF SEBRING:
the only time people drive the speed limit.
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