Be me. Be at gas station to use bathroom... do i want to get a snack while I'm here? Go in bathroom. *pull dick out to piss* Think.....

I would like to take a moment to thank all of the men who have sacrificed so that i dont have to. Sometimes i think that i would like to be...

I was at Moe's last week and saw this. The owners of this Jeep came inside and left the poor doggo in the jeep alone with no munchies. ...

I am not sure why hamburgers are considered so unhealthy. They have everything healthy on them. They are little salads with a serving of ...

The awkward moment when you see a woman with a perfect body from afar but then she turns around and is a Haggard blond 50 year old and y...

I travel a lot for work. So I eat out a lot. I am also anti-social and anti people. I like to sit in a nice quite corner of a restauran...

The awkward moment when the lap dance is over, you've paid the stripper, and she wants you to suck on her titties and finger bang...

Apparently "Looking for someone to bust nuts in" is not an appropriate online dating headline. How about "Looking for someon...

No amount of card board crowns will make up for your shitty food and service. Guess what. Your ketchup is out. Its always out. Always. You ...

This is TOTALLY how The Hulk and Iron-Man hang out. Totally 100% normal.